Man, did Paranomal Activity suck dick or what? This movie made how much money? At least the Twilight movies have blood-hungry teenages and their parents to account for. But this movie? Fuck that.
1. Micah - Not only is this guy unbelievally stupid, but he was an incredible asshole the entire time. How many fucking times is he going to go out into the hallway and check on things? YOU CAN'T SEE IT! THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT!
2. The powder on the floor - So let me get this straight. We already know that its a demon, and we've already seen the shadow of the beast near the door way. Oh, and we've also heard his footsteps coming up the stairs. Now, can someone please explain what the point of putting powder on the floor was? Yes, I'm aware that the demon made footprints. But not only have we already established the presence of the demon, but it's already come into the room, slammed door, and stood next to bed.
3. Roller Coaster of Crap - This movie was so up and down, I'm surprised it didn't need a cigarette afterwards. Talking, Talking, Scary Thing. More Talking, More Talking, Something Scarier. Talking, Talking, Something not as scary as the last two things. Talking, Talking, Something Scary. Got to love any film maker who literally makes the important things less effective by putting other less effective things before it.
4. The ending - That's it? Seriously? He gets chucked into a camera and she's standing there with blood on her shirt. What a great ending. I had no idea that the demon has taken over the girls body.......oh, I mean except for the scene right before this where they reveal that THE DEMON HAS TAKEN OVER THE GIRLS BODY! The only thing "fresh" or even remotely scary about this is when she screams. That's it. Everything else had already been revealed, already done in the movie, or just wasn't that big of a deal by the end.
5. The Audience - I must have been the luckiest guy in the world. As soon as the movie ended, as I peered at the screen with a bewildered and disappointed look on my face, someone in the rows in front of me said exactly what I was thinking.
"That movie fucking sucked"
Yes......it sure did. I won't act like the movie didn't have some value to it. It was a good story to go off on, and I give them kudos for making as much money as they have. And thank god for the girl in this, as she and the "expert" were the only two believable characters. This movie has been on my mind since I saw it, and it has made me second guess a few choice noises in my house. But once this post ends, so does my ability to care about this movie.
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